Who would be trying to wipe me while I'm looking at snow other than you?!
[He should be afraid. Very afraid. This tiny terror is only towering over him because he's crouching in some stupid bushes. The foliage isn't gonna save you, Jason! Bushes won't save you now!
She considers not throwing it at him. She very, very briefly considers letting him get away with that cheap shot. He would have been home free if he hadn't opened his big mouth.
With a sound somewhere between growling and an amazonian war cry, she heaves the mini mountain of snow directly at Jason, sending it crashing down over his forearm and hopefully onto his FACE!]
What did the snowman use to pry open the ice chest?
[He should be afraid. Very afraid. This tiny terror is only towering over him because he's crouching in some stupid bushes. The foliage isn't gonna save you, Jason! Bushes won't save you now!
She considers not throwing it at him. She very, very briefly considers letting him get away with that cheap shot. He would have been home free if he hadn't opened his big mouth.
With a sound somewhere between growling and an amazonian war cry, she heaves the mini mountain of snow directly at Jason, sending it crashing down over his forearm and hopefully onto his FACE!]