[ The Chief breaks out of his new morbid fascination with the gushing former-faucet with a shake of the head. Goddammit. ]
I'll get the bucket.
[ He does. And the mop. Step number one is to put the bucket where the water is landing, which... I mean there's still water all over the floor and it's not going to fix all of this, but the bucket buys some time so he can start mopping.]
I appreciate that you were trying to fix the faucet.
[ ...Okay so maybe, just maybe he thinks this is a little funny. ]
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I'll get the bucket.
[ He does. And the mop. Step number one is to put the bucket where the water is landing, which... I mean there's still water all over the floor and it's not going to fix all of this, but the bucket buys some time so he can start mopping.]
I appreciate that you were trying to fix the faucet.
[ ...Okay so maybe, just maybe he thinks this is a little funny. ]