[No, no no no NO! Don't put the cat ON her-- fuck. It's so... happy. And on her. And purring. And rubbing. And now she's even petting it and this is NOT how she wanted this conversation to go!]
Seb, that's not even fair! You can't say that in front of him!
DAMMIT JEN
Seb, that's not even fair! You can't say that in front of him!