Through the door: "Old enough to know that letting the Jimmy Dean sausage and eggs hang out around here means it might get snipped off." Then the door finally slowly creaks open, and Jason leans his back on the frame with his arms crossed.
"I guess the dick mystery has been solved at least. It's not scaled or spiked or twisted like a pretzel." He may or may not be smirking. It's hard to tell with his face still turned looking in the other direction. Just in case. It's less a no homo thing and more he just didn't want to see a piece of Bad Dragon merchandise in the same apartment he occupies.
"And here I thought there might've been a fucked up reason all the girls want to see you."
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Through the door: "Old enough to know that letting the Jimmy Dean sausage and eggs hang out around here means it might get snipped off." Then the door finally slowly creaks open, and Jason leans his back on the frame with his arms crossed.
"I guess the dick mystery has been solved at least. It's not scaled or spiked or twisted like a pretzel." He may or may not be smirking. It's hard to tell with his face still turned looking in the other direction. Just in case. It's less a no homo thing and more he just didn't want to see a piece of Bad Dragon merchandise in the same apartment he occupies.
"And here I thought there might've been a fucked up reason all the girls want to see you."