[ kimmy, generally not fond of signals and also generally impossible to deter, responds with another enthusiastic letter. this time, it is on winnie the pooh stationery. if she should recognize the name, well... she's missed out on a lot of news in the past fifteen years, so she just assumes it is an incredibly cool nickname. ]
Dear THE PUNISHER,
That is the coolest name EVER. How did you get it??? Who do you punish?? (Only bad guys hopefully like you know who?) Did they put a word limit on you when you wrote back?? Do you only get a certain amount of letters a month?? I know THE CLINK (still wondering about that) has a lot of rules! I don't know any of them. I tried doing a Google on it but I couldn't find anything. Also how long does a solitary confinement last???
Today I found a lost dog and brought it to his home, so that was pretty great. But two different people didn't pay me for Uber rides so that was awful. But all in all, I don't have anything to complain about. I mean, I ordered pizza for dinner ON THE INTERNET and it came to my door. TECHNOLOGY! Hope you're well!
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Dear THE PUNISHER,
That is the coolest name EVER. How did you get it??? Who do you punish?? (Only bad guys hopefully like you know who?) Did they put a word limit on you when you wrote back?? Do you only get a certain amount of letters a month?? I know THE CLINK (still wondering about that) has a lot of rules! I don't know any of them. I tried doing a Google on it but I couldn't find anything. Also how long does a solitary confinement last???
Today I found a lost dog and brought it to his home, so that was pretty great. But two different people didn't pay me for Uber rides so that was awful. But all in all, I don't have anything to complain about. I mean, I ordered pizza for dinner ON THE INTERNET and it came to my door. TECHNOLOGY! Hope you're well!
Sincerely,
Kimmy Schmidt