[ the 'from' label makes her blood run cold, but the contents of the letter - not so much. every time she thinks of the Reverend rotting away in prison - surely he is at the bottom of the food chain; surely the charisma that had nearly won him the trial would not work in there - she smiles a little. it makes her skin crawl to think about him trying to write her, but she truly appreciates the mysterious sender of this letter. so, she writes back, on finding nemo stationery: ]
Dear FC,
Are you SERIOUS???? He's a VERY pursuaypersway persuasive person, are you sure? He is like impossible to reason with.
Wait, my room mate just read this letter over my shoulder and told me that persuading him otherwise means something bad happened! To the RevMr. Wa that guy. Which I guess I don't mind! To be honest I like to imagine him having his tray flipped up in his face every day in the prison cafeteria. I hope they run out of dessert every time he gets there.
Titus says it was probably worse than that. I know you're not supposed to wish bad things on people but I totally wish I could've seen it. Is it true that someone like him wouldn't be very popular in the clink prison? (Titus told me no one says 'the clink' any more, can you confirm or deny so I can rub it in his face)
I've never had a fan before! That's exciting! You should tell me more about yourself! The last time I had a pen pal was in sixth grade. Apparently no one is pen pals any more? Which I think is really lame because it's nice to get something someone took their time on to write and mail and stuff that you can hold in your hands. Just my opinion!
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Dear FC,
Are you SERIOUS???? He's a VERY
pursuayperswaypersuasive person, are you sure? He is like impossible to reason with.Wait, my room mate just read this letter over my shoulder and told me that persuading him otherwise means something bad happened! To
the RevMr. Wathat guy. Which I guess I don't mind! To be honest I like to imagine him having his tray flipped up in his face every day in the prison cafeteria. I hope they run out of dessert every time he gets there.Titus says it was probably worse than that. I know you're not supposed to wish bad things on people but I totally wish I could've seen it. Is it true that someone like him wouldn't be very popular in the
clinkprison? (Titus told me no one says 'the clink' any more, can you confirm or deny so I can rub it in his face)I've never had a fan before! That's exciting! You should tell me more about yourself! The last time I had a pen pal was in sixth grade. Apparently no one is pen pals any more? Which I think is really lame because it's nice to get something someone took their time on to write and mail and stuff that you can hold in your hands. Just my opinion!
Sincerely,
Kimmy Schmidt